Omelette

Well today i had my first actual cooking experience and i think its reasonable to say that it didn't go as planned. I chose to make something as simple as an omelette and somehow i still managed to mess it up. To begin i started slicing onions which probably seems like something incredibly basic but not for someone like me. i made the mistake of itching the corner of my eye whilst chopping onions so i was then blinded in my left eye, this was only the beginning. I then moved on to slicing tomatoes unaware that they could potentially splatter which they did all over the pure white t-shirt i wore today. The next step seemed fairly basic as it was just beating eggs and milk together but i ended up burning the tomatoes and onions whilst i was doing this. Hopeful as i was i decided to continue and as i thought the omelette stuck to the base of the frying pan. I eagerly tried to save it by folding over the edges and attempting to make it look more appealing. And your probably all thinking things could not possibly get any worse but they did as when i was serving my omelette onto a plate i spilled half a litre of oil which i had left on the side to which this then dripped down the cupboard doors and onto the floor. I think its safe to say that cooking is not my forte and i will certainly not be trying this again!